Friday, March 30, 2007

Dorn Platz Deer Head Sale

Dorn Platz, developer of 1 Carter and Stonehouse has a limited number of deer head available for sale from it's ethnic cleansing fiesta held last month at the esteemed 1 Carter Estates. Proceeds of the deer head sales will benefit the No on Measure V campaign and the Sierra Madre Chamber of Commerce.
The family event was sponsored by Soethby's Real Estate, Webb-Martin, Prudential Real Estate, Century 21, Bart Doyle and the Arcadia Board of Realtors.
A spokeman for Dorn Platz, who declined to be identified at the risk of being boycotted by somebody named "Coleen" said, "It was a great hunt and we are grateful for the overwhelming support we are now receiving from Sierra Madre realtors. If you recall, They were up in arms about us building Maranatha High School and shut us down, but they have turned full circle and now are major supporters of us building multi-million dollar homes in our exclusive subdivisions. We whole heartedly support their fight against Measure V."
Each mounted deer head comes with it's own plaque, stating the date and time it was killed, by which real estate agent and features logos from Sierra Madre real estate firms. "It's great marketing and we are the most important stewards in town, everybody else who volunteers in this town for the last 100 years can kiss our asses", said a real estate agent at Prudential who declined to be identified at the risk of being boycotted by the residents of Sierra Madre.
For additional information on your own 1 Carter or Stonehouse deer head, contact the Sierra Madre Chamber of Commerce.