Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Sierra Madre Publisher Says Piss on Veterans


Shown on the left, Jim Snider says, "Piss on our military veteran's and on Sierra Madre. I've got Beth Buck supporting my constitutional right to publish racist and bigoted humor as long as we defeat Measure V. She's even plagarizing my stuff for her own dog sh*t website. It's all in good nature fun. I want all of my bigoted and racist friends to vote No on Measure V - me and Bethy Bucky poo say so and we are the smartest people in town."
John Buckhanon, soon to be ex-Mayor lauded Snider's pissing of a memorial, "Hey the guy is funny - I love it when he makes fun of people on the other side, you know the lowlifes in town and he is on my side to vote no on Measure V - only idiots will vote YES. Us ex-Mayors know more than you, even though one was a busboy at a cafe.....wait a minute, I'm rambling again...is there anybody I can scold.....you've got 30 seconds...28 seconds...25 seconds...14 seconds...3 1/2 seconds...times up - times up - times up....somebody call the cops....do I have a hair out of place..."
Beth Buck, publisher of downtown dog sh*t dirt website, declined to comment on the incident, stating she was busy writing a screenplay for Warner Brothers and preparing for her next inbreed role handed to her by her director son. "Last time, my famous director son, better than Clint Eastwood if I must say, anyway, my son gave me a totally bullshit credit as "attractive woman at party", which was an acting stretch, but I'll take anything - since I cashed that $ 9,500 check from the No on Measure V marketing machine, nobody takes me serious anymore."
Snider was arrested and charged with community service - his community service was to leave Sierra Madre said a spokesman with the Sierra Madre Police Department. The spokesman declined to be indentified at the risk of being boycotted by local real esate sales people.
As he was being escorted out of town into Arcadia, Snider was exclaiming, "don't forget to vote NO....I'll be back.....I'll be back....I'm funny as hell...."